Thursday, December 3, 2009

CBS Sexes Up 'Frosty the Snowman'

In a perverse advertisement currently on the its Web site, CBS is trying to cross market the crass television show "How I Met Your Mother" with the children's holiday classics "Frosty the Snowman" and "Frosty Returns."
The disgusting result was the video "Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman," in which Neil Patrick Harris's voice (in character from the sitcom "How I Met Your Mother") was dubbed over Frosty footage.
Harris' Frosty said things like, "We've got to have a bros' night at a strip club" because it's "healthy" and "harmless." He also discussed his "porn collection" and "the Dominator 8000 - the best bull whip on the market."
Well-known scenes of the classic Frosty delighting children by coming to life were perverted by the ad which included Frosty saying, "I have been with a lot of women. Blondes. Brunettes. Redheads. Big boobs. Small boobs. Medium boobs. Some boobs that were big but kind of in a bad way."

The new, crude snowman also encouraged the white rabbit in the movie to have sexual fantasies: "You should have hit that. Dude, your pants were already off. You had a classroom full of people to cheer you on. And you can't knock her up because it's a dream."
The voiceovers also included lines showing "Frosty's" willingness to punch anyone - "I'll punch a baby. I don't care." - and his delight in "scoring front row seats to a lethal injection


  1. Well I was going to say; 'What in Gods' name were they thinking'. But coffee is kicking in and realized God was not even concidered let alone children or common decency all at the aim of advertising with a cheap laugh.

    Gee CBS,thanks for destroying a good memory of childhood as well ?

  2. If they can go against God they will every time. I'm getting fed up with these liberal assholes. Sorry for my Japanese.

  3. Just when you think they cant sink any lower they prove us all wrong.
    Please gentlemen let everybody you know what these idiots are producing and make sure you email these morons and let them know exactly what you think about their rubbish. I did and it wasnt very nice, I thought twice before hitting the send button but decided it was pretty mild and tame compared to what these sick jerks are putting out!!!